Brutal Publicist

Convention planners say the highlight of Night One of the Republican National Convention will undoubtedly be Trump’s rendition of the Sound of Music classic, My Favorite Things, retooled to emphasize his own priorities. Convention planners say the highlight of Night One of the Republican National Convention will undoubtedly be Trump’s rendition of the Sound of…

Like many other Americans, Donald Trump has come up with a New Year’s Resolution.  Unlike most other Americans, he fully intends to carry it out. “In 2020, I intend to spend a little LESS TIME helping OTHERS, and instead FOCUS MORE on ME!  It’s time I stopped being so SHY and SELF-DEPRECATING and let EVERYBODY…

Self-proclaimed Man of God and Notorious Schemer Mike Pence, who believes that God is “calling” him to be President, was disturbed that Trump has tried to draw Pence into the Ukraine scandal that has triggered a serious Impeachment Inquiry in the House of Representatives.  After consulting with “Mother,” Pence decided he could no longer afford…

Donald Trump is fighting tooth and nail to prevent Robert Mueller or any of his witnesses from testifying publicly before Congress, just as he is fighting to keep his taxes from public view.  What does he fear?  Exposure of his criminal activities? Embarrassment that he will not seen as being as tough or rich as…

Attorney General Bill Barr is about to hold a press conference to tell us, once more, what is in the Mueller Report before he lets us – and Congress – actually see the report. Barr will undoubtedly give an honest assessment of Mueller’s work and not color or shade the evidence or conclusions to help…

Rumors are that with Kirstjen Nielsen’s sudden departure from DHS, Stephen Miller will have an even larger role in developing the Trump Administration’s Southern Border/immigration Policy.  However, until tonight, it was not clear that Miller’s power play would succeed, and he had already begun making plans for his own departure from the White House if…

Donald Trump is still basking in the glow of his hand-picked Attorney General’s “exoneration” of him and has gleefully turned his attention to belittling perceived adversaries such as Adam Schiff, reaching back to his days of WWE/WWF days to refer to him a “Pencil Neck” (guess he accidentally left off “geek”).  Soon, he’ll have to…

Many Republicans hate rap music and refer to hip hop artists as thugs, yet they fervently support the gang of thugs currently inhabiting the White House. If the Trump Gang were really rappers, instead of vandals pillaging our country, they’d need appropriate names.  Here are some options.  Kanye, Trump’s sometime image consultant, could be called…

“Reverend” Jerry Fallwell, Jr. is making headlines again with his bellicose statements about packing heat and hurting the most vulnerable in our society.  Many ask how he can reconcile such violent rhetoric with the principles of Jesus, who he purports to follow.  It turns out that the Bible that Falwell reads is not quite the…

For Celebrities, “Give It Up” usually means an emcee is exhorting the crowd to give them an ovation.  Nonetheless, a surprising number of them – not all Christians (including Robert Kraft and Donald Trump) — have nonetheless given up something for Lent: Donald Trump – “I gave up being so critical of myself.  I’ve got…

Fresh off the astounding success of its new hit show, The Masked Singer, Fox has announced that it is collaborating with the White House on a new spin-off called The Masked Leaker. Here’s the Fox teaser for the new show: Like the original, The Masked Leaker features contestants who are dressed from head to toe…

   Like the sudden end of many long-term relationships, the break-up of the Donald Trump and Michael Cohen was traumatic and bitter.  It is especially difficult to see your forever lover get attention from others and move on and thrive, so the other party has to overcompensate to show how well THEY’RE doing, too. This…