Like many other Americans, Donald Trump has come up with a New Year’s Resolution.  Unlike most other Americans, he fully intends to carry it out.

“In 2020, I intend to spend a little LESS TIME helping OTHERS, and instead FOCUS MORE on ME!  It’s time I stopped being so SHY and SELF-DEPRECATING and let EVERYBODY know some of the WONDERFUL things I DO!!

“First, I HEREBY DECLARE MY BIRTHDAY a NATIONAL HOLIDAY!!

“Second, EVERY BULDING, FACILITY, STATE & CITY that’s currently named after GEORGE WASHINGTON or JOHN F. KENNEDY shall HEARBY be named TRUMP!!

“So the Washington Monument becomes TRUMP TOWER!! Washington State becomes The STATE of TRUMP!! Washington, DC becomes TRUMP, D.C.

“Kennedy Space Center becomes TRUMP SPACE FORCE CENTER, and finally, my hometown airport, John F. Kennedy International Airport (JFK) becomes DONALD J. TRUMP INTERNATIONAL HERO AIRPORT!!

“I am devoting my FULL ATTENTION to this and EVERYBODY ELSE should do the same!! Pay NO ATTENTION to any so-called ‘Impeachment proceedings’!!

“HONOR TRUMP ABOVE ALL ELSE!!”