Like the sudden end of many long-term relationships, the break-up of the Donald Trump and Michael Cohen was traumatic and bitter.  It is especially difficult to see your forever lover get attention from others and move on and thrive, so the other party has to overcompensate to show how well THEY’RE doing, too. This was the case with Trump.  He saw Cohen go on National TV and get lots of attention and praise, so he jetted off to Asia to hook up with his new paramour. Here’s his message to Cohen while he was in the embrace of Kim Jong Un:

“Oh YEAH??  I didn’t NEED you ANYWAY!  I have a NEW lover & he’s MUCH YOUNGER and MUCH MORE POWERFUL!!  You thought YOU were a FIXER?? By NEW BFF takes care of problems PERMANENTLY!! HE’s GREAT!! I don’t EVEN MISS YOU!! I DON’T NEED YOU NOW – and I NEVER DID!!!!  I’ve MOVED ON!! And, just so you KNOW, YOU didn’t BREAK UP with ME –I BROKE UP with YOU!! I’m SOOOO HAPPY NOW!!”