Brutal Publicist

“Donald Fredovich Trumpsky, congratulations on your marvelous victory!” “Thanks Vladimir.” “America is the land of Manafort Destiny, isn’t that your expression? I like it; it conveys that is predestined and also militaristic.” “And I intend to restore that to America.” “You are a lot like me, my friend.” “Thanks.  I owe you a great deal.”…

Donald Trump is set to become the first hippie president — a long-haired, draft dodging, moral-less practitioner of free love.  He embodies the twin hippie credos of “Do it if it feels good,” and “Don’t trust the Establishment,” and the Republicans now embrace him.  When did the Republican Party become the touchy-feely party?  They used…

“A lot of people are saying they know what I’m going to do my first day in office.  They don’t.  I do.  Only I do.  But now, I’m gonna let you have a peek at my to do list, the things I want to accomplish in my first day as President of the United States…

Even as he puts together his cabinet and fills other key posts in his Administration, Donald Trump is immersed in planning an Inauguration Extravaganza like no other.  Everyone thought he met with Mitt Romney to discuss important policy options and interview him for a potential position as Secretary of State, but, in fact, Trump was…

Reports from within the Trump camp indicated that he had written two, alternative speeches for election night: a victory speech and a concession speech.  We heard the victory speech.  Here is the concession speech he did not have to deliver. Many people are saying Hillary Clingon — I mean Clinton — won the election.  I…

Have you ever looked at the Presidential Election polls (or the actual results on, or after Election Day), and felt disheartened to see so many fellow citizens falling for the lies/bullsh!t/nonesense of the other candidate, to the point where he/she is drawing upwards of 40% of eligible/likely/actual voters.  Have you wondered, “Who are these idiots…

Turmoil and infighting within the Trump campaign have led many to call it a zoo, similar to the infamous “Bronx Zoo” label attached to another tumultuous New York City icon, the N.Y. Yankee teams of the 1970s and 1980s.  This raises the intriguing question of whether founding an actual zoo is another possibility for Trump’s…

With the election slipping from his grasp, Donald Trump is turning his attention to his new enterprise–the Trump News Network (TNN).  He has already lined up an impressive array of talent, spanning the political spectrum from Far Right to Alt Right.  Here is the tentative lineup so far. The Rush Hour —  Rush Limbaugh delivers…

Given the manic ravings that Donald Trump has posted on Twitter, many people have wondered whether he would tone it down if he were elected President.  Fat Chance.  Here is an inside look into the types of Tweets we can expect from @realPresidentTrump.  Happily, Twitter has apparently waived the 140 character limit for the new…

Donald Trump and his “Brain Trust” have been sequestered in Trump Tower Since Friday night, doing damage control and strategizing on how to approach Sunday’s Town Hall Debate with Hillary Clinton in light of another dismal week capped off by the release of the devastating Access Hollywood audio tape of Trump bragging about his entitlement…

Many people are saying that Donald Trump’s endgame is not to win the presidency, but to start a new alt-right alternative news network to Fox News. This may well be true, but, as always, Trump is much more ambitious than that.  Reportedly he has stated that if “that moron who owns the Redskins” (Dan Snyder)…

Much of what drives the strong feelings about Donald Trump — fanatical support among his base and fear and loathing among his adversaries– is the prism through which he views the world (e.g., you’re either an enemy or supporter, nothing in between), and the way he expresses those views (you’re either stupid and a loser…