Brutal Publicist

President Trump used the occasion of the end of 2017 to reflect, as he often likes to do, on his “accomplishments” throughout the year.  Here’s what he’s come up with so far: Became, perhaps, the heaviest president in history — certainly at least since William Howard Taft! (Can’t be sure of who much I weigh,…

President Donald Trump has officially declared that the United States will not participate in the 2018 Winter Olympics in South Korea, in solidarity with his buddy Vladimir Putin’s Russia, which has been banned for widespread, blatant doping in the last Winter Games.  Now Trump and Putin have agreed on an Alternative Olympics in St. Petersburg…

Conservative Evangelicals have a message for America “We want to impose our values on you through the Republican Party, and here are those values”: (1) Screw the poor.  They can take care of themselves, and they will inherit the earth — without paying any estate tax — so they need no help from us! (2)…

In the debate over whether Conservative Christians should support an accused child molester over an honorable Democrat in the Alabama Senate race, a group of Conservative Evangelical ministers has taken flack for saying that it is acceptable–or even imperative–for Christians to support the pervert.  In response, the pastors have doubled down, by giving their support…

People are wondering what disgraced comedian Louis CK has been doing now that his career is on “hiatus” for exposing and pleasuring himself in front of various women. It turns out that he’s spending time with his family and helping out with various chores.  Here’s how he’s lending a hand with preparations for the CK…

Trumpworld, the world fashioned — or at least shaped — by Donald Trump has a funhouse quality, without the fun. It seems to be modeled after the Bizarro World in the old Superman comics, where everything is the opposite of reality. Real News is FAKE NEWS and Fake News is real! Losing is winning! Pedophilia…

In a surprisingly introspective and thoughtful interview on Fox News, the President revealed his political philosophy and tactical approach to social issues. Fox:  How do you decide the way to address an issue. Trump:  I’ve found that symbolism is much more important than reality. Ironically, I learned that from “reality TV.”  There’s nothing real about…

The Trump Administration, which often evokes the “good old days” when blacks and women knew their place, has tasked Attorney General and Constitutional scholar Jefferson Beauregard Sessions with examining whether any refinements of the Constitution would help achieve that historic rollback.  Here is his report: To: Donald J. Trump, President of the United States From:…

Pat Robertson recently said that the natural disasters befalling the country are God’s punishment for Americans not giving President Donald Trump the respect he deserves. Here’s an alternate theory — they’re God’s punishment for the U.S. electing Trump and Republican Evangelicals continuing support for this un-Christian, uncaring, immigrant-hating, war-mongering, hate-spewing tyrant. Taking the evangelical approach…

Key Factors: Was the perpetrator: White/Black/Hispanic/Middle Eastern? Foreign/domestic? Fascist/Nazi/KKK/rightist/leftist/antifa/whacko? Male/Female? Hurricane/wildfire/tornado? Same questions for victim(s). Was the weapon: Gun/rifle/semi-automatic/automatic/bomb/IED/insults/stereotypes/physical             intimidation/attack? Possible responses: Silence/need to investigate/wait for all the facts//lash out immediately/now is not the time to discuss causes/solutions/many fine people/need stronger borders/ban/Wall/supports policy goals/rallying cries/congratulate self for being right/many people are acknowledging this/nothing to…

Donald Trump has stirred up a hornet’s nest by taking a protest against racial injustice in the country and attempting to distort it into a sign of disrespect towards America and our fighting forces. Here is a primer in how he views proper way to honor the flag. First, he is a strong proponent of…

After seeing others struggle to explain the merits of his tax proposal, President Trump decided to take the lead and explain it as only The Administration’s Best CommunicatorTM can. “Aren’t you glad I replaced the so-called Obama/Clinton elites with real elites — Cohn, Mnuchin, Price, Ross, and DeVos?  Crooked Hillary gave a high-paid speech to…