Convention planners say the highlight of Night One of the Republican National Convention will undoubtedly be Trump’s rendition of the Sound of Music classic, My Favorite Things, retooled to emphasize his own priorities.

Convention planners say the highlight of Night One of the Republican National Convention will undoubtedly be Trump’s rendition of the Sound of Music classic, My Favorite Things, retooled to emphasize his own priorities.

Bikers and Pornstars and Hookers and Russians,
Confederate Statues and Nazis and Klansmen,
Family Klanning but not Family Planning
These are a few of my favorite things.

Flag Pins and Spray Tans, Fake Preachers and Christians
Conning the Public, Fake College Tuition
Racists and Nazis, No Scruples, Big Rubles
These are a few of my favorite things.

Dog Whistle words, but not Whistle Blowers,
Riling up Racists, and Children in Cages,
Cops who Shoot Black Men with No Consequences
These are a few of my favorite things.

When Biden Ducks
When the Press Sucks
When I’m feeling Mad,
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don’t feel so bad.

Facing Pandemics Without any Plan
Golfing and Swinging with Lindsey Graham
Quack COVID treatments and Insider Trading
These are a few of my favorite things.

Teargassing Protestors so I can Look Strongly,
Commuting and Pardoning my Criminal Buddies,
Barr going after Political Rivals,
These are a few of my favorite things.

Granting Steve Miller All his Best Wishes
By Breaking Up Immigrants and Families
Praising dictators like Putin and Xi,
These are a few of my favorite things.

Destroying Democracy with Storm Trooper Tactics
Coddle White Gun Owners, send Blacks to their Maker
Fact-Checking’s Fake News, but I Love the Qs
These are a few of my favorite things!