The Masked Leaker

Trump White House StaffFresh off the astounding success of its new hit show, The Masked Singer, Fox has announced that it is collaborating with the White House on a new spin-off called The Masked Leaker. Here’s the Fox teaser for the new show:

Like the original, The Masked Leaker features contestants who are dressed from head to toe in animal (and other creature) costumes.  The twist is that instead of singing, the contestants will leak particularly damaging “facts” about Trump or things that make themselves look good!  The weakest leaker will be unmasked each week!

People may ask why the White House and Trump’s State TV network would cooperate in the dissemination of leaks damaging to the President.  The answer is that these experienced leakers are going to leak anyway, no matter what.  But now, we have chance to unmask them, something the White House has been unable to do so far!

Some leakers are revealed early in the show: Spicer, Cohn, Bannon, Omarosa.  But tune in to see if you can guess who the following proficient Masked Leakers are, from these hints:

The Ally Cat: This leaker’s spouse often makes anti-Trump comments.

The Mouse: We didn’t even have to disguise this leaker’s speaking voice, because the public never hears them speak. And yes, that voice does sound like a certain amusing mouse!

The Giraffe: Is this leaker really involved in a love triangle with a famous statesman and a fellow Masked Singer??

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