Many Republicans hate rap music and refer to hip hop artists as thugs, yet they fervently support the gang of thugs currently inhabiting the White House. If the Trump Gang were really rappers, instead of vandals pillaging our country, they’d need appropriate names. Here are some options. Kanye, Trump’s sometime image consultant, could be called…
Month: March 2019
The Gospel According to Jerry Falwell, Jr.
“Reverend” Jerry Fallwell, Jr. is making headlines again with his bellicose statements about packing heat and hurting the most vulnerable in our society. Many ask how he can reconcile such violent rhetoric with the principles of Jesus, who he purports to follow. It turns out that the Bible that Falwell reads is not quite the…
What the Rich and Powerful Gave Up for Lent
For Celebrities, “Give It Up” usually means an emcee is exhorting the crowd to give them an ovation. Nonetheless, a surprising number of them – not all Christians (including Robert Kraft and Donald Trump) — have nonetheless given up something for Lent: Donald Trump – “I gave up being so critical of myself. I’ve got…
The Masked Leaker
Fresh off the astounding success of its new hit show, The Masked Singer, Fox has announced that it is collaborating with the White House on a new spin-off called The Masked Leaker. Here’s the Fox teaser for the new show: Like the original, The Masked Leaker features contestants who are dressed from head to toe…
The Trump-Cohen Break-Up
Like the sudden end of many long-term relationships, the break-up of the Donald Trump and Michael Cohen was traumatic and bitter. It is especially difficult to see your forever lover get attention from others and move on and thrive, so the other party has to overcompensate to show how well THEY’RE doing, too. This…
