“President” Trump is preparing extensively for his important summit with North Korean Dictator Kim Jong Un by “testing out” derogatory nicknames for potential opponents in his 202 Presidential campaign. The following are some of his favorites that he’s running past his top White House aides, Cabinet members, and random phone buddies:

Kamala “Happy Hump Day!” Harris

Peter Buttigieg, South Bend Mayor “Who?” Trump says, “Actually, he’s ‘Pence’s Golden Boy for Gay Conversion Therapy’ – What a name for a gay guy, right?”

Cory “Not Quite an Open” Booker

Julian Castro – “Fidel” – Trump says, “I especially like this one because it evokes a famous communist socialist and also vaguely alludes a middle eastern terrorist, since ‘fidel’ is the opposite of ‘infidel,’ which is what they call Americans!”

Andrew “Ting Tang Yin” Yang

Tulsi Gabbard “Kenya”

Amy Klobuchar “She Puts the ‘BITCH’ in Klobuchar”

Kirsten Gillibrand “I was gonna call her ‘Cracker Barrel Waitress’ after that woman in Iowa asked her for some ranch dressing, but Sarah Sanders told me she wants that nickname herself!”

John Delaney “Who??”

Richard Ojeda “Salsa”

Joe Biden “I think maybe I need to take the ‘Crazy’ label away from Bernie Sanders and give it to Joe.  I can call Bernie ‘Mothballs’ because he’s SO OLD, he needs to be PRESERVED, and also you KNOW he SMELLS like mothballs!”