President Trump is apparently having a difficult time finding new lawyers to represent him in the Russian probe by Special Counsel Robert Mueller.  John Dowd quit, and Trump has reportedly been turned down by Republican superlawyer Ted Olson, as well as Tom Buchanan and Dan Webb, Joseph diGenova and Victoria Toensing.  Here are a few other keen legal minds that Trump has sought out, along with the President’s assessment of each:

My Cousin Vinnie – tenacious New Yorker faking his way through it and somehow winning. My kinda guy!!

Elle Woods – smart in a sorority girl kinda way. Blonde, well-dressed, very hot.  Reminds me of Ivanka!!

Perry Mason – Doesn’t take any crap from the prosecutor or his investigators.  And never lost a case!! NEVER lost a case!! I need that kind of representation!

Tom Cruise in The Firm – great at uncovering Deep State conspiracies!  Also lies about his height.  Been married a lot.  People think he’s crazy.  I can relate to him.

Or in A Few Good Men.  I always say I want the truth, too, but not if it hurts!

Atticus Finch – unflappable.  A good match for that Boy Scout Mueller.

Also, VERY STRONG on 2A.  Did you him shoot that guy like he was a dog in the street?

Tom Hagen – Now THERE’s a lawyer who knows how to protect his client.  Makes Cohen look like a piker.

I NEED loyalty like THAT!!