Even as he puts together his cabinet and fills other key posts in his Administration, Donald Trump is immersed in planning an Inauguration Extravaganza like no other. Everyone thought he met with Mitt Romney to discuss important policy options and interview him for a potential position as Secretary of State, but, in fact, Trump was…
Month: November 2016
The Other Election Night Speech Trump Wrote
Reports from within the Trump camp indicated that he had written two, alternative speeches for election night: a victory speech and a concession speech. We heard the victory speech. Here is the concession speech he did not have to deliver. Many people are saying Hillary Clingon — I mean Clinton — won the election. I…
Where Do All Those Idiotic Voters Come From?
Have you ever looked at the Presidential Election polls (or the actual results on, or after Election Day), and felt disheartened to see so many fellow citizens falling for the lies/bullsh!t/nonesense of the other candidate, to the point where he/she is drawing upwards of 40% of eligible/likely/actual voters. Have you wondered, “Who are these idiots…
The Trump Zoo
Turmoil and infighting within the Trump campaign have led many to call it a zoo, similar to the infamous “Bronx Zoo” label attached to another tumultuous New York City icon, the N.Y. Yankee teams of the 1970s and 1980s. This raises the intriguing question of whether founding an actual zoo is another possibility for Trump’s…
