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Like all bullies, Donald Trump, as your mother used to say, can dish it out but can’t take it.  So imagine if this thin-skinned, hyper-sensitive snowflake were to receive the “Trump Treatment.” What would Donald Trump say about Donald Trump, if he were a political enemy? So we’re supposed to be excited about a guy…

Word has leaked that Special Counsel Robert Mueller is wrapping up his investigation into conspiracy and obstruction by Donald Trump and his campaign. The final step appears to be the receipt of written answers from Trump to 15 questions submitted by the Mueller team.  No one outside the investigation and the White House has seen…

Brett Kavanaugh has promised to be a good colleague, and engage in collegial, non-partisan discussions with his fellow Justices on the Supreme Court as they discuss and debate the cases before them. He also claims he’s not going to upset centuries of tradition & decorum at the Court, but word is that Chief Justice John…

“Justice” Brett Kavanaugh was sworn in today to sit on the U.S. Supreme Court.  He used his swearing in ceremony to clear up a few things and declare his judicial “philosophy.” First, if I were the CLINTONS or ANY OTHER DEMOCRAT (except Manchin) I WOULDN’T want ANY case I CARE ABOUT to come to the…

We’ve all been treated to widespread circulation of some of the pseudo sophisticated banter between Brett Cavanaugh & Mark Judge in their yearbook entries, but there are some hidden gems that have not yet seen the light of day . . . until now. Mark Judge: “I’ll NEVER forget those GREAT NIGHTS together with Brett…

President Trump’s Official Schedule often contains this notation “The President has no public events scheduled.”  Some skeptics have erroneously conclude this means the President is not doing anything productive for lengthy periods of time.  Nothing could be further from the truth, as shown by this internal schedule, which was leaked by several White House sources….

President Donald Trump is stalking the hallways of the White House and the West Wing, lie detector in tow, hooking up everyone he meets to the machine so he can ferret out the traitor who published an Op-Ed in the NY Times that was highly critical of him.  However, he apparently also has OTHER things…

Brett Kavanaugh’s confirmation hearing got off to a raucous start, with Chairman “Chuck” Grassley bloviating sanctimoniously, Lindsey Graham proving he’s in somebody’s pocket, Democratic Senators objecting strenuously to the rush to process Kavanaugh while reams of his memos on torture and other sordid subjects remain under wraps, and protestors timing their outbursts to maximum disruptive…

President Donald Trump came from a TV background, where drama and reality were blurred.  In the White House, tragedy and farce are vying for supremacy.  With this in mind, Trump’s friends at Fox have decided to expand their devotion to him and break down barriers between their “news” and entertainment operations.  Here are some of…

President Donald Trump and his crack legal team, led by noted lawyer and strategist Rudy Giuliani, has been playing coy about whether the President will or won’t sit down for an interview with the Special Counsel.  Team Trump seems to be dangling the possibility that he will (and he says he “really wants to!”) while…

Donald Trump is fond of boasting about his supposedly high IQ (much more so than people who actually have high IQs). And one of his favorite epithets to throw at perceived enemies is that they are “low IQ” or, when he’s really mad, “VERY LOW IQ.”  Still, no one has been able to discern what…

The press reports that President Trump plans to meet one-on-one with Vladimir Putin at the beginning of their upcoming summit in Helsinki, Finland.  The smart money says this is so Putin can conduct Trump’s performance review in private.  Here’s how it might go. Putin: Let’s review your performance in achieving our mutual goals. Trump: Yessir,…