Brutal Publicist

Like many Americans, Donald Trump has put together a Christmas list of must-haves and things he just wants. He wrote to Santa, “I’ve been a good boy, the best — the best ever! Accomplished more than any boy ever has in the history of the world!!” Here’s his list: Voter Fraud – after constantly harping…

Trump Administration officials are gradually waking up to the reality that they will need to find other ways to support themselves after Jan. 20. Notwithstanding their boss’s delusions, he is not going to be serving another term as President, and their protestations to the contrary will not change that fact. Since there are only so…

Donkey Hotelier (Trump), Sancho Pauncho (Giuliani), and Dullsinner (Jenna Ellis) are on an epic quest. Not a noble one, like Don Quixote’s, but rather an inglorious quest for Trump votes, which have proven no less elusive than the object of the imaginary nobleman’s pursuit. Instead of seeking the affections of an out-of-reach beauty, they are…

Noted comic wit Rush Limbaugh has come up with another one of his biting satires, positing that liberals hate Trump because he is the essence of traditional masculinity – Mr. Man in Limbaugh’s parlance. This is rich. Only a puffy, pasty-faced douche like Limbaugh could come to that conclusion. Trump is the least traditionally masculine…

Jenna Ellis and Rudy Giuliani have (sort of) joined forces with Sydney Powell in an inglorious mission to find voter fraud, foreign influence, and dirty communist machinations (and machines) that “stole” the election from Donald Trump, an innocent babe in the woods who only wants fair and honest elections brimming with integrity, just as he…

Lindsey Graham was once a somewhat reasonable Senator. Like many a starlet, Lindsey seems to prefer the company of older men – at least in public. Graham was once under the wing of John McCain, a man who might have had some misguided policies, but was ultimately an honorable person. As McCain became ill and…

Donald J. Trump is still proclaiming that he won the election (except for a slip of the tweet on Sunday), but White House aides say he is, in fact preparing for life after the Presidency.  Here is a brief conversation he had with his son-in-law Jared Kushner that was recorded and leaked by “unknown sources”:…

Donald Trump has whined and complained on TV and Twitter about how he was robbed of winning the election by a vague combination of election fraud, unfair rules relating to his observers and life in general.  He has filed over a dozen lawsuits in his quixotic, but ignoble, quest to overturn the results of the…

Trump is desperate for money when he leaves office.  Some have speculated that he will try to start his own TV network or will sell sensitive U.S. intelligence to foreign powers in exchange for hundreds of millions of dollars.  His old Apprentice producer, Mark Burnett, has a more benign approach, suggesting that Trump seek the…

Trump campaign and Administration officials are reportedly undertaking the delicate task of convincing Trump that he shouldn’t take down the entire government and the nation in a fit of pique because he doesn’t want to acknowledge that he lost the election.  Part of that process likely requires convincing Trump that life after office can be…

Like many families across America, the Trumps are trying to navigate Halloween in the new coronavirus environment. Just the idea of wearing a mask seems anathema to them, so they and their cronies have take a little extra care in selecting their costumes this year. Here they are: Trump: Being round & orange, something pumpkin…

Amy Covid Barrett is perceived as the Devil’s Handmaid by Democrats and the Savior of the Supreme Court by Republicans.  Barrett herself is such a mass of contradictions that she surely must have one of the most severe cases of Cognitive Dissonance on record. (How appropriate that her confirmation was shepherded through the Judiciary Committee…