Brutal Publicist

From the Office of One of the Former Presidents, Donald Trump breathlessly announces his next project, “Trump World – a sprawling amusement park built in Florida! It’s never been done!! Nobody’s ever done anything like it — and named it after himself!!” Trump goes on to boast that it will be the “BEST PARK EVER!”…

Everybody has heard about Trump’s Famous Diet Coke Button, which Joe Biden promptly had removed from the Resolute Desk as soon as he settled into the Oval Office. However, when Biden moved into the White House, he made some other startling discoveries that haven’t yet been reported – until now. Melania’s forwarding address.  Not Mar-a-Lago….

Of course it’s wonderful that Trump is gone from the White House (and Twitter), but we shouldn’t lose sight of the fact that his humiliating defeat means we’re also rid of the sleaziest group of miscreants to ever work at the White House or otherwise support a President’s evil schemes. Here, with apologies to Margaret…

The ears of the nation (except for Donald Trump’s) will be tuned in to what our new President, Joe Biden, says in his inaugural address.  Unlike his predecessor, Biden will likely give a speech full of hope and unity, appealing to our better angels to come together to address the problems that plague our nation. …

Senior White House Advisor and Amateur Historian (with a Specialty in Nepotism) Ivanka Trump, recently tweeted a White House list of Donald Trump’s supposed accomplishments while President.  She left out some important ones: More American Deaths than WWII – due to Trump’s total mismanagement of the Coronavirus Pandemic. Emoluments Clause – As part of his…

It’s not just White House Staff, Cabinet Members and Trump relatives that need to be looking for new jobs.  Certain Trump Sycophants on the Hill are also looking to explore opportunities in TV that enable them to cash in on their cache with Trumpsters. Here is a proposed line-up: Gaetz Smart – Matt Gaetz stars…

Let’s face it, the Republican Party, the “Grand Old Party,” the “Party of Lincoln” has been destroyed from within by Donald Trump, and it can never return to the form it once had. Every principle the Party held dearly (believe it or not, Republicans did have them at one point) is gone. ●          “Family Values”…

Like many people, Donald Trump has a list of New Year’s Resolutions. Unlike most people, his don’t have anything to do with Self-Improvement or making the world a better place.  Trump being Trump, of course, his resolutions relate to getting his way or getting even. Here, in priority order, are Trump’s resolutions: Connive to “WIN”…

Everybody knows Donald Trump tramples all over our governmental institutions and norms, from using the Justice Department as his personal law firm for advancing his own interests, to installing “Acting” hacks as temporary heads of Departments and agencies so as to keep them totally under his thumb, to enriching himself by having government security forces…

Jared Kushner — is planning on merging his part-time avocation as a Jewish dad with his wife’s “expertise” as a clothing line mogul to create “AshKenazi B’gosh,” an unorthodox line of children’s clothing. Hope Hicks – the woman who “dated” Corey Lewandowski and Rob Porter while working for Trump, is launching a relationship advice column,…

You know Bill Barr and Jared and Poser Ivanka,Gohmert and Stupid Don Jr. and Kayleigh,But do you recall?The most famous Trumpster of all? Rudolph is BATSHlT CRAZYHas some very shiny hairAnd if you ever saw itYou would even say it leaks All of the other TrumpstersUsed to laugh and call him namesThey never let poor…

On the twelfth day of Christmas, Trump gave the country: 12. Jeffrey Dahmer, 11. Joe McCarthy, 10. Ted Cruz’ father, 9. Roman Polanski, 8. Michael Milken, 7. Sirhan Sirhan, 6. Ghislaine Maxwell, 5. Gym Jordan, 4. John Wilkes Booth, 3. Roy Cohn, 2. Tim McVeigh All are pardoned in a fury.