Brutal Publicist

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According to various media accounts, Jared Kushner’s security clearance has been downgraded.  Here is the Actual Notice to Kushner of the change in his security clearance status: IMPORTANT CHANGES TO YOUR SECURITY CLEARANCE PLAN We value your participation in the Trump Friends & Family Security Clearance Program.  As you know, this was a limited time…

Who knew that The Wizard of Oz, one of the most beloved books/movies of all time, turns out to be a pretty good metaphor for the Trump Administration? The writer, L. Frank Baum, and the film’s directors, Victor Fleming, Richard Thorpe, George Cukor, and King Vidor, put together a fabulous story, but also symbolically predicted…

Many former Presidents have commented on the loneliness of the office.  Some have lamented the fact that they had a tough time finding anyone to stand up to them or tell them when they were going off the rails.  Donald Trump laments a different phenomenon; people no longer simply accept what he says. “When I…

Like many Americans, President Donald Trump is mesmerized by the spectacle of the Winter Olympics.  However, he faces a dilemma, as they are broadcast on NBC, a network he brands as FAKE NEWS! And he doesn’t want to be disloyal to Fox News, the official State TV of the Trump Administration.  He’s found a compromise…

It seems like ages ago, White House Chief of Staff riled up his boss by claiming that President Trump’s views on building The Wall along the southern border were uninformed and evolving. Trump immediately took to Twitter to denounce the claim that his views could ever evolve to accommodate things like facts and political realities….

A lot of people were skeptical I could get a major deal done – on an often-difficult issue, but I’m proud, VERY PROUD, to announce tonight that I have concluded a MAJOR, major deal. I’d like to draw your attention to the First Lady’s box up in the gallery.  Melania couldn’t be here tonight, but…

President Trump took the opportunity before a recent meeting to address reporters about a matter of great concern to him. For all you LOSERS who say I was just sitting on the sidelines while Republican and Democrat senators negotiated a deal to reopen the Government – I was negotiating on something FAR MORE IMPORTANT!!! And…

President Trump says he wants merit based immigration – admitting only those people who will contribute to our society – presumably just like he does.  Here is the questionnaire his Administration has designed to ferret out applicants with true merit, along with the government’s evaluation scale (in parentheses). How many people have you conned in…

Ever wonder why the President, seemingly without provocation, suddenly unleashes mad tweetstorms full of multiple, easily refuted lies?  Or rambles on and on with a reporter in a freewheeling interview, dispensing lie after lie – even after his staff gives him multiple opportunities to cut off the interview because he is late for another meeting…

Fire and Fury, the incendiary book by Michael Wolff, confirms some old rumors and also provides new salacious insights into Trump’s White House.  From the book and other sources, we know that Trump likes to call old “friends” in the evening.  A new revelation is that he considers bedding his friends’ wives to be one…

  At this time of year, many people put together New Year’s Resolutions, often dealing with self-improvement.  Here are President Trump’s:   QUIT BEING SO MODEST! Take some credit for things instead of constantly deflecting it to others!   Stop sitting back and taking it when others criticize me. Fire back for a change, every…