Succession and Ted Lasso are both set to have their series finales next week. There’s a lot of speculation as to how each of the shows will wrap things up. It actually makes the most sense for them to combine forces for a glorious grand finale, wherein: Roman Holiday Roman Roy attempts to buy AFC…

Florida Man Ron DeSantis is on the verge of declaring to Elon Musk his losing entry into the race for the Republican Presidential nomination, while still embroiled in another losing battle, with Mickey Mouse. DeSantis has threatened to build a prison on state property near Disney World, while Disney just announced plans to scuttle a…