Donald Trump, fresh off his impeachment and acquittal for fomenting an insurrection against the government, is plotting a political comeback before an adoring audience of wackos at the CPAC Convention. There is a lot of speculation on what he will talk about. Reports say his advisors are telling him to focus on the future and to be crisp.  But Trump can’t help meandering when he talks, and he doesn’t like to stick to the script.  Here’s a sneak peek at a section of his latest draft:

I won the most votes ever by an incumbent President – by a landslide, and they still wouldn’t give me the Election, can you believe it?? They wanted to count Biden’s votes!! Unfair!!

And by the way all my votes were legitimate. But half of Biden’s were not!  You know it, I know it, and especially the fake news media knows it.

Plus, they should of thrown out all of his votes in some states and given the states to me, because state officials unilaterally changed the election procedures without their state legislatures specifically approving them. Outrageous!

A legislature can’t delegate its authority – except in RED STATES, like Texas, where your great Governor Abbott unilaterally decreed only one drop box per county – including Harris County, which has more people than many states and more area than Rhode Island! But voter suppression initiatives are always legal!!

And Georgia!! BOOO!! When he was Secretary of State and running for Governor, Brian Kemp cheated to make sure he beat Stacy Abrams – but he wouldn’t extend that courtesy to me?? I was only asking for 11,800 votes – a very modest request!

I’m glad nobody ever asks me to prove it when I say I won the election by a landslide!

There was so much fraud in the election that we never showed it (or even alleged it) in court.  That would of been too easy! WHY didn’t the courts do their job and find it??

I’ve been treated very badly in this whole process.  They impeached me – again – just for inciting an insurrection against Congress!! They never did that to any other President!

I’m glad to see you’ve also been focusing on pampered athletes disrespecting the flag by not kneeling for the Anthem!! The proper way to respect the flag is to write “TRUMP” on it or some other Trump slogan. Or use the flagpole to beat a police officer senseless!

We always back the blue and have their backs – sometimes at the end of our flagpoles! Also, by telling them “FLICK YOU” and spraying them with bear spray! That shows RESPECT – instead of just using mace or pepper spray that you’d use on regular people you don’t respect!

Also, you could tell that the insurrectionists were really ANTIFA!! Did you see how many blacks and other minorities were in that crowd – just like here!

Biden’s doing a terrible job.  He supports $2000 payments to Americans for COVID relief – and so do I!!  So why is he passing it without any Republican support?? How does THAT unify the country??

That’s why you need to vote for me in 2024!!