Everybody has heard about Trump’s Famous Diet Coke Button, which Joe Biden promptly had removed from the Resolute Desk as soon as he settled into the Oval Office. However, when Biden moved into the White House, he made some other startling discoveries that haven’t yet been reported – until now.

Melania’s forwarding address.  Not Mar-a-Lago.

An Actual Dog Whistle. Not the metaphorical dog whistle that Trump regularly trotted out to signal racist or seditionist messages to his unruly base.  This was an actual dog whistle, apparently audible only to Lindsey Graham.

Lace teddy. In a box with a tag: “TO:  Ivanka Happy — Valentine’s Day XOXO!”

Liar’s Club Membership Card.  Awarded by Trump each time he selected a new Press Secretary. Accompanied by a Non-Disclosure Agreement – not about Trump’s personal life, but a prohibition on revealing any of Trump’s policies or personnel decisions to the press or public.

20 MyPillows. On Trump’s Bed.

Signed Picture of Vladimir Putin Riding Bare-chested on a Horse – Inscribed “To My #1 Fan”!

Receipt for a Baby Cage. Trump and Melania’s Baby gift to Stephen Miller and his wife.

Empty Adderall bottles. Strewn throughout Trump’s living quarters.

Escape hood bags. Labeled “Take off your white one first!”

Dog Collar with a Tag Inscribed “Putin’s Poodle.” XXL. Rumored to be left over from the infamous Helsinki meeting.

Draft Executive Order.  Decreeing that Matt Gaetz shall serve as Schumer’s Chauffer.

The Little Book of Insulting Nicknames.  A well-worn book of insults that Trump pored over again and again to find juvenile invectives to hurl at his political enemies – and allies who ever had the temerity to disagree with him, no matter how big or small the issue.

Goya bean cans. Filling the pantries in the White House Mess.

Statuettes of Hitler, Mussolini, Gen. Tōjō & Benedict Arnold. Inspirational Statuary for Trump.