
Of course it’s wonderful that Trump is gone from the White House (and Twitter), but we shouldn’t lose sight of the fact that his humiliating defeat means we’re also rid of the sleaziest group of miscreants to ever work at the White House or otherwise support a President’s evil schemes. Here, with apologies to Margaret Wise Brown and Clement Hurd is a heartfelt ode to sweeping them out, too:

Goodbye loon

Goodbye goon

Goodbye sow holding onto the loon

Goodbye dim light

And the orange baboon


Goodbye plyers


Goodbye liars

Goodbye munchkin

And Goodbye cretin

Goodbye Golf

And Goodbye wolf

Goodbye little louse

And Goodbye mouse

Goodbye combover

And Goodbye lush

Goodbye pomposity

Goodbye douche

And Goodbye to the old lady with the expandable bust

Goodbye law stars

Goodbye airhead

Goodbye MAGATS everywhere
