Senior White House Advisor and Amateur Historian (with a Specialty in Nepotism) Ivanka Trump, recently tweeted a White House list of Donald Trump’s supposed accomplishments while President.  She left out some important ones:

More American Deaths than WWII – due to Trump’s total mismanagement of the Coronavirus Pandemic.

Emoluments Clause – As part of his education of America on the finer points of the U.S. Constitution, Trump sent journalists and citizens alike to research the Emoluments Clause – a Constitutional provision that had grown obscure because no President had come close to violating it – until Trump!

Created Two New Fighting Forces — Space Force and Unidentified Federal Forces that fire upon Americans peacefully protesting in the streets.

Promoted “Family Values” by Deliberately Separating Children from Parents at the Border – and then Throwing the Kids in Cages – For good measure, the kids were abused by their guards, and some were never reunited with their parents, in violation of a court order.

Most Unfit Cabinet Ever – Trump’s Cabinet Consisted of the Biggest Collection of misfits & miscreants ever and made Ulysses S. Grant’s Cabinet look like Lincoln’s “Team of Rivals.” As a bonus, Trump told them to gut their departments and kept many of them under his thumb by evading the Senate confirmation process and leaving them as “Acting” Secretaries.

Promoted Putin’s Goals – Trump helped Putin accomplish two of his main goals – weakening NATO from within and dividing the U.S. internally to such an extent that the government nearly fell.

Disastrous Trade War with China – led to tens of $Billions to U.S. farmers to help ameliorate the impact of the debacle – all while raging against the specter of socialism if Democrats were elected.  Bonus points for totally misconstruing who pays tariffs imposed on Chinese goods (Spoiler Alert: Americans do, not the Chinese).

Protests/Protection of Federal Buildings – Excoriated Democratic Mayors for not “dominating the streets” and protecting federal buildings (e.g., in Portland), and then worked up a mob to attack and deface the United States Capitol, all while trying to overturn a lawful election and our democratic republic.

Golf for Fun and Profit – Not only played more golf than any other President by far, but also figured out how to profit from it, by playing at his own clubs and making the Secret Service rent facilities and equipment (e.g. golf carts) in order to “protect” him.