Post-Trump Life for Trumpsters Part 3

It’s not just White House Staff, Cabinet Members and Trump relatives that need to be looking for new jobs.  Certain Trump Sycophants on the Hill are also looking to explore opportunities in TV that enable them to cash in on their cache with Trumpsters. Here is a proposed line-up:

Gaetz Smart – Matt Gaetz stars in a new sitcom about a bumbling blockhead Congressman who, despite his glaring incompetence, muddles through and always falls up!

Here Comes Mr. Jordan (Wrestling with Your Conscience)  – Gym Jordan plays a “Sgt. Schultz” like character who “Knows nothing!” and “Sees nothing!” Hijinks ensue as his friends and neighbors engage in ever more outrageous behavior to see if there is anything so bad that Jordan will refuse to cast a blind eye.

Gohmert Pile — From a Sea of Stupidty in the Freedumb Caucus, Gohmert has emerged as among the dumbest, and this sitcom shows him engaging in ever more stupefying stunts that stun his colleagues.

The Unmasked Sinner – Republicans in a variety of settings refuse to wear masks despite the COVID pandemic, and they press the issue ever more aggressively in a variety of settings to see how far they can go without suffering any consequences.

Fiends – A group of Republicans live in the same apartment building on Capitol Hill and take turns being d!cks to everyone they meet.

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