Trump New Year’s Resolutions 2021

Like many people, Donald Trump has a list of New Year’s Resolutions. Unlike most people, his don’t have anything to do with Self-Improvement or making the world a better place.  Trump being Trump, of course, his resolutions relate to getting his way or getting even. Here, in priority order, are Trump’s resolutions:

Connive to “WIN” the Election – “Who cares about voters or electors, judges or legislatures.  I want to stay in power, so I’ll just declare that I won – by a landslide!!  Congress needs to impose MY WILL on the nation!!”

TEAR DOWN the WHOLE COUNTRY – “In the unlikely event that my strategy to WIN the election doesn’t succeed, I have to make the whole country pay!! I’ll BURN IT TO THE GROUND if they don’t go along with me.  I WANT to WIN!! I NEED to WIN!! And if they DON’T LET ME WIN, I’ll DESTROY them ALL and EVERYTHING they HOLD DEAR!!”

PLAY MORE GOLF!! – STOP WORKING SO HARD!

HAVE a FEAST of HAMBERDERS, FRIES, FRIED CHICKEN & BURRITOS for my LAST SUPPER in the WHITE HOUSE – “And then CRAP in EVERY ROOM and the OVAL OFFICE, so Biden LITERALLY has to CLEAN UP the MESS I LEFT HIM!!”

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