You know Bill Barr and Jared and Poser Ivanka,
Gohmert and Stupid Don Jr. and Kayleigh,
But do you recall?
The most famous Trumpster of all?

Rudolph is BATSHlT CRAZY
Has some very shiny hair
And if you ever saw it
You would even say it leaks

All of the other Trumpsters
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Rudolph
Join in Trump’s chicanery.

In a fog on Election Night,
Donald came to say,
Rudolph though you’re not so bright,
Won’t you guide my legal team?

Then all the Trumpsters loved him
As they shouted out with Sidney,
Rudolph the slimy lawyer
You’ll go down in history!