Like many Americans, Donald Trump has put together a Christmas list of must-haves and things he just wants. He wrote to Santa, “I’ve been a good boy, the best — the best ever! Accomplished more than any boy ever has in the history of the world!!” Here’s his list:

Voter Fraud – after constantly harping on it since Election Day – and even before – Trump would like some evidence, even a little, that it actually happened – and was perpetrated by Democrats. He specifies that torpedoing the Post Office to try to suppress Biden votes, and registering your home address as a business address in FL for absentee voting doesn’t count!

20 Million Votes – Trump has variously claimed that he won by “a landslide” and “a lot,” but he actually lost by over 7 million votes. 20 million votes (in an epic post-Midnight Dump on Christmas Day), could turn the tide and put him ahead of Biden.

A Blanket Pardon – not just for federal crimes, which he can arrange with Mike Pence (if he trusts him to come through with it), but also for state crimes – in all 50 states – including those with Democratic Governors, where he needs it most (Hello NY!). A Christmas Miracle!

Hundreds of Millions of Dollars — to pay off the crushing debt he owes.  Not campaign debt, but personal debt for his disastrous business deals. The paper is coming due, and if he’s not still in office, it could cripple him. He doesn’t want to have to tap into his offshore accounts that are brimming with bribes from foreign interests.

Credit – Not financial credit to balance his debts.  What Trump really craves is credit for his imaginary “accomplishments.” He just doesn’t get enough credit in his mind.

A Family Not Comprised of Idiots & Losers – ironic that the World’s Biggest Loser doesn’t like to hang out with other losers, but it’s true.  He likes to pretend he’s a winner – as he has pretended his whole life – and he doesn’t want a bunch of losers to hold him back.