Trump Administration officials are gradually waking up to the reality that they will need to find other ways to support themselves after Jan. 20. Notwithstanding their boss’s delusions, he is not going to be serving another term as President, and their protestations to the contrary will not change that fact. Since there are only so many jobs as commentators on Fox News, OAN & Newsmax, some Trumpsters have started to branch out in their thinking. Here are a few of their notable pursuits so far:

Stephen Miller is opening a chain of laundromats.  Trump has supported this endeavor, encouraging Miller by pointing out that “Cash operations are a perfect way to launder money – and calling it a laundrymat is brilliant marketing!” However, Miller’s real reason is that a laundromat is the only place where you can still publicly proclaim – and enforce — that you have separate facilities for whites and coloreds.

Mike Pence – Pence has always wanted to be a CEO, and the prospects of him nabbing the 2024 Republican nomination keep diminishing the longer Trump continues to claim he may run in the next cycle.  So, in order to prove that he’s his own man, Pence has turned his sights on another lifelong dream – being the corporate titan who accomplishes the combination of Dick’s and BJ’s to achieve great synergies and mutual satisfaction!

Kayleigh McEnany – She is the one Trumpster who seems to be a natural fit for Fox News. She has the bleached blonde hair and is well-versed in lying on camera. However, she has other ambitions and wants the career stability and longevity associated with becoming a corporate spokesmodel, like Lily from AT&T, or the Toyotathon hostess.  She has her sights set on being the Obit Girl – who announces the political deaths of those in public life. Unfortunately for her, at this point, she doesn’t want to tap into the lucrative market focusing on the demise of prominent Republicans.