Noted comic wit Rush Limbaugh has come up with another one of his biting satires, positing that liberals hate Trump because he is the essence of traditional masculinity – Mr. Man in Limbaugh’s parlance. This is rich. Only a puffy, pasty-faced douche like Limbaugh could come to that conclusion.

Trump is the least traditionally masculine President the United States has ever had – including those who wore powdered wigs and silk stockings.

Trump Makes himself up every morning like a faded film star who thinks she’s still a sex pot.

He spends more time teasing his hair and wrapping it around his bald pate than he ever spends on a substantive briefing. 

Sometimes to no avail.

He wears enough make-up to spackle the walls of one of Kushner’s tenements. 

Trump’s exaggerated expressions and flamboyant gesticulations when he talks, make Randy Rainbow and Pee-Wee Herman seem reserved.

Finally, Trump never “mans up” to take responsibility for his actions.  Instead he inevitably blames others or whines & complains that he was treated unfairly (“the system was rigged”) when, in fact, he is the one who was trying to cheat.  Sorry Rush, real men don’t cheat.