Like many people, Donald Trump has a list of New Year’s Resolutions. Unlike most people, his don’t have anything to do with Self-Improvement or making the world a better place.  Trump being Trump, of course, his resolutions relate to getting his way or getting even. Here, in priority order, are Trump’s resolutions: Connive to “WIN”…

Everybody knows Donald Trump tramples all over our governmental institutions and norms, from using the Justice Department as his personal law firm for advancing his own interests, to installing “Acting” hacks as temporary heads of Departments and agencies so as to keep them totally under his thumb, to enriching himself by having government security forces…

Jared Kushner — is planning on merging his part-time avocation as a Jewish dad with his wife’s “expertise” as a clothing line mogul to create “AshKenazi B’gosh,” an unorthodox line of children’s clothing. Hope Hicks – the woman who “dated” Corey Lewandowski and Rob Porter while working for Trump, is launching a relationship advice column,…

You know Bill Barr and Jared and Poser Ivanka,Gohmert and Stupid Don Jr. and Kayleigh,But do you recall?The most famous Trumpster of all? Rudolph is BATSHlT CRAZYHas some very shiny hairAnd if you ever saw itYou would even say it leaks All of the other TrumpstersUsed to laugh and call him namesThey never let poor…

On the twelfth day of Christmas, Trump gave the country: 12. Jeffrey Dahmer, 11. Joe McCarthy, 10. Ted Cruz’ father, 9. Roman Polanski, 8. Michael Milken, 7. Sirhan Sirhan, 6. Ghislaine Maxwell, 5. Gym Jordan, 4. John Wilkes Booth, 3. Roy Cohn, 2. Tim McVeigh All are pardoned in a fury.

Like many Americans, Donald Trump has put together a Christmas list of must-haves and things he just wants. He wrote to Santa, “I’ve been a good boy, the best — the best ever! Accomplished more than any boy ever has in the history of the world!!” Here’s his list: Voter Fraud – after constantly harping…

Trump Administration officials are gradually waking up to the reality that they will need to find other ways to support themselves after Jan. 20. Notwithstanding their boss’s delusions, he is not going to be serving another term as President, and their protestations to the contrary will not change that fact. Since there are only so…

Donkey Hotelier (Trump), Sancho Pauncho (Giuliani), and Dullsinner (Jenna Ellis) are on an epic quest. Not a noble one, like Don Quixote’s, but rather an inglorious quest for Trump votes, which have proven no less elusive than the object of the imaginary nobleman’s pursuit. Instead of seeking the affections of an out-of-reach beauty, they are…

Noted comic wit Rush Limbaugh has come up with another one of his biting satires, positing that liberals hate Trump because he is the essence of traditional masculinity – Mr. Man in Limbaugh’s parlance. This is rich. Only a puffy, pasty-faced douche like Limbaugh could come to that conclusion. Trump is the least traditionally masculine…