Trump campaign and Administration officials are reportedly undertaking the delicate task of convincing Trump that he shouldn’t take down the entire government and the nation in a fit of pique because he doesn’t want to acknowledge that he lost the election.  Part of that process likely requires convincing Trump that life after office can be very good (assuming he’s not indicted, tried, and convicted in state court). Trump has apparently expressed interest in setting up a Trump News Network, but he may want to return to the reality TV/game show genre. Here are some promising possibilities for Trump, his family, and his staff.  

Skank Tank – Ivanka, Melania, Lara, & Kimberly serve as The Skanks, a group of experienced experts who help groom young women to attach themselves to, and become cheerleaders for, rich, sleazy scumbags. Trump hosts to provide his experience from the other side. Each show opens with contestants walking into the tank and greeting the panel with, “Hello skanks,” the same as when they attend NYC social functions.

Whose Lie Is It Anyway? An improv show where a regular troupe consisting of Trump, Kayleigh McEnany, Sarah Sanders & Sean Spicer are given topics and questions and must BULLSHlT their way through them on the spot.  Telling the TRUTH results in IMMEDIATE DISQUALIFICATION!

Legal Jeopardy! Trump, Jared, Ivanka, Don Jr., and Eric compete with Returning Champions Manafort, Stone, Flynn, etc. to try to match their stories up and Beat the Rap!

The Amazing Race – Stephen Miller hosts as contestants compete to explain why Whites are Superior at EVERYTHING.

I’ve Got a Secret –Trump, Jared, and Mike Flynn compete to sell the most sensitive U.S. intelligence to Russians, Middle Eastern sheikhs, and bankers for personal gain and political advantage.  Segues into:

The Price is Right — where the players negotiate the specific deals for their treason.

Who Wants to be a Millionaire? –Trump, Jared, and Wilbur Ross, who have puffed up their wealth far beyond reality, have the chance to compete for actual cash (not inflated balance sheets).The Match Game – Washed up celebrities Scott Baio, Chuck Woolery, and James Woods compete with politicians like Lindsey Graham, Ted Cruz, and Jim Jordan to match their positions with those of the former President. Hosted by Trump favorite Alec Baldwin