Like many families across America, the Trumps are trying to navigate Halloween in the new coronavirus environment. Just the idea of wearing a mask seems anathema to them, so they and their cronies have take a little extra care in selecting their costumes this year. Here they are:

Trump: Being round & orange, something pumpkin themed seemed right, so he added a Trump twist and became a Jack’Ass Lantern (see above).

Don Jr.: Given speculation that his recent TV appearances have been coke-fueled, he is going as a can of Coke.

Ivanka: She decided to have some fun with the fact that she is the World’s Most Famous Sweatshop Owner.

Stephen Miller: Decided to take advantage of the natural contours of his head to go as a light bulb.

Bill Barr: He’s been out of sight for quite a while, working on his elaborate Jabba the Hut outfit.

Mitch McConnell: Speaking of reptiles, the Grim Reaper decided to eschew the obvious turtle costume, in favor of a snake, which really captures his character.

Melania: Melania decided to go in a way different direction from her typical public appearances. She chose to dress as a happy wife.