Rumors are that with Kirstjen Nielsen’s sudden departure from DHS, Stephen Miller will have an even larger role in developing the Trump Administration’s Southern Border/immigration Policy.  However, until tonight, it was not clear that Miller’s power play would succeed, and he had already begun making plans for his own departure from the White House if it did not.  Reportedly, he believed his experience in developing and peddling Trump’s policies would serve him well in a marketing firm, and he had even drafted a new ad campaign that he thought would showcase his skill set.  Naturally, a copy of his draft leaked from the White House:

“The NEW Dodge CARAVAN – MADE in Mexico for LEAVING Mexico!! Seats 8 – or 18, if you’re hiding Hispanics:  5 Bad Hombres, 3 Coyotes & 10 ILLEGALS!! Comes with 7 cupholders – for Drinks OR Drugs!  And 2 Glove boxes for keeping track of all your visas and false papers. Plus, enough hidden storage areas for a full complement of AK-47s!  It’s the PERFECT van for the family – or a FAKE FAMILY!!”