Donald Trump is still basking in the glow of his hand-picked Attorney General’s “exoneration” of him and has gleefully turned his attention to belittling perceived adversaries such as Adam Schiff, reaching back to his days of WWE/WWF days to refer to him a “Pencil Neck” (guess he accidentally left off “geek”).  Soon, he’ll have to turn his public attention to potential opponents in the 2020 Presidential Election.  Privately, he’s already been testing out juvenile nicknames and other criticisms of the growing field:

Kamalalaland Harris – Gotta REMIND people that she’s a “COASTAL ELITE,” unlike ME. Also, KamalLand sounds vaguely MIDDLE EASTERN. “Happy HUMP Day, KamalLand!”

John Delaney – a GREAT Comedian – except when he’s hosting the VERY UNFUNNY Saturday Night Live (which I NEVER watch)!!

Joe Biden – Gets easily TONGUE-TIED, says NONSENSICAL things, and gets HANDSY (or kissy) with women. Could be a STRONG CANDIDATE who APPEALS to MY BASE!  But he could NEVER be President. A President MUST act with PROPER DECORUM at ALL TIMES!!

Beto O’Rourke – Does his nickname rhyme with VETO or GHETTO?? Either way, he SOUNDS LIKE BAD NEWS!!

John HICKenlooper – THINKS he can appeal to my rural supporters by EMPHASIZING that he has “Hick” right there in his name.  Sadly, it might work!

Amy KloBITCHar – YELLS at her employees!! TOTALLY UNFIT FOR OFFICE!!

Julian Castro – Clearly a SOCIALIST!! AND if he’s aligned with Fidel, then he’s NOT an INFIDEL, which RADICAL ISLAMIC TERRORISTS call ALL TRUE AMERICANS!! No PATRIOTIC American can vote for THAT!!

Andrew Yang – I’ll hit him right in the Ying Yang! Though Ying Yang & Cindy Wang would be an UNBELIEVABLE Combination!!

Bernie “Socialist” Sanders – Soft on Russia & the NRA!! And he’s TOO OLD! Could be TOUGH to BEAT! Gotta REMIND people he probably SMELLS like MOTHBALLS and STALE SPITTLE, like that uncle of yours who always spits in your face when he talks to you!

Jay Inslee – Nobody has ANY IDEA WHO HE IS, but he could STILL make inroads with my INCEL supporters!

Kirsten Gillibrand—Sounds like she KNOWS how to Build a Brand. Blonde, blue-eyed & calls herself “Kirsten” – OBVIOUSLY trying to CASH IN on the WILD POPULARITY of my DHS Secretary!!