Many Republicans hate rap music and refer to hip hop artists as thugs, yet they fervently support the gang of thugs currently inhabiting the White House. If the Trump Gang were really rappers, instead of vandals pillaging our country, they’d need appropriate names.  Here are some options.  Kanye, Trump’s sometime image consultant, could be called in to help make the final choices.

Trump: Sleazy T or The Nefarious D.J.T.

Don, Jr.: Lil’ Donnie

Ivanka: Fluff Daddy or Vanilla Creme

Melania: Besti B or Most Deaf

Sarah Sanders: Bossy B.O.A.R.

Pence: Enema-M or White Ice

Jared: The Beastly Boy

Kellyanne Conway: Crystal Meth

Stephen Miller: Dr. Dread