Trump’s New Year’s Resolutions

Trump Ranting Cabinet meeting January 2 2019

President Trump, like most Americans has made a series of New Year’s Resolutions.  Unlike most people, his are not the result of introspection and much thought.  Here they are:

  • Don’t be so shy about providing advice to others—even if it’s unsolicited. I’ve got a lot of wisdom to share, and it would be SELFISH to HOARD it!
  • Stop HOLDING BACK on my grievances with the Mueller Investigation;
  • Quit being so OBSESSED with TOTAL ACCURACY in my public statements!
  • If others insult or offend me, respond in kind—don’t be so HESITANT to defend myself!
  • Say “No Collusion” more often!

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