On the twelfth day of Christmas my Trump love gave to me: 12 Witches Hunting 11 Papers Lying (FAKE NEWS!) 10 Toads a-Tweeting 9 Dems Damning 8 Muellers Mulling 7 Rats a-singing 6 ships a-sinking 5 Golden Showers 4 Merkel Snubs 3 French Enemies 2 Tweedledums, and A Pardon for my Family

In between his bravura TV appearances, Rudy Giuliani has reportedly been hard at work on a hard-hitting Counter Report to the Mueller Report.  Trump says it’s 87 pages already.  In order to please his “audience of one,” however, Rudy has had to simplify the format a bit. Here’s how it’s shaping up so far:  …

As everyone knows, Donald Trump recently submitted written responses to Questions from Special Counsel Robert Mueller.  Trump and his lawyers thought they had outsmarted Mueller by agreeing only to submit written responses and, moreover, they apparently coordinated their responses with Paul Manafort, who supposedly was “cooperating” with Mueller, but in fact was cooperating with Trump….