What if Trump Gave Trump the Trump Treatment?

Like all bullies, Donald Trump, as your mother used to say, can dish it out but can’t take it.  So imagine if this thin-skinned, hyper-sensitive snowflake were to receive the “Trump Treatment.” What would Donald Trump say about Donald Trump, if he were a political enemy?

So we’re supposed to be excited about a guy who bankrupted 5 companies & started out not with a “small loan” of $1 million from his father as he CLAMS, but $413 million from him over the years from his birth till his father’s death – MAGNIFIED by a FRAUDULENT tax avoidance scheme – who wants him to run the country like he ran HIS business?? Into the ground!!

Just look at this PATHETIC Guy, lumbering around with his suit jacket wide open & his tie hanging down to his crotch. Trump Long Tie

What a TOTAL SLOB!!

AAAAAAnd WHAT is THAT on top of his HEAD?? Did a FAT CAT curl up and die (or DYE!) up there?trump-wild-hair-image-from-fark-com-2

What’s with the ORANGE Skin color??  This Guy take “Coppertone” TOO LITERALLY!! Does he sleep in a tanning bed?  And the Reverse Raccoon Eyes – he has to realize how RIDICULOUS he LOOKS, DOESN’T he?? Does he EVER LOOK in a MIRROR?

His doctors say this BLOB weighs “230 lbs.”  Maybe if he’s in a pool where the water is supporting a third of his weight.  He’s triple 3’s AT LEAST.  333 is half of 666, so he’s half a BEAST! donald-tump-thin

And he should NEVER where white, but the way, unless he wants everyone to call him AHAB!!

And HOW DISGUSTING is it the way he HUMPS the Flag Trump cheek to cheek with flag& And FONDLES the FLAG

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DISGRACEFUL!!  NO RESPECT!! He’s TOTALLY DISRESPECTING our nation and our wonderful VETS!!

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The Flag STANDS for Liberty!  You don’t TAKE LIBERTIES with the Flag!!

Trump can’t spell for SH!T and with all his random CAPITALIZATIONS, his tweets look like Ransom Notes!!

The guy’s so OUT OF IT, he can’t even find the car that’s sitting RIGHT AT THE BOTTOM of the steps from the plane!! He wanders around in a daze with that GOOFY look on his face. He’s TOTALLLY LOST IT!

Not to mention the time he TOTALLY FORGOT to sign the Executive Order & Mike Pence had to scurry after him to remind him & he was TOO EMBARRASSED to come back into the room, so Pence had to run back and get it & BRING it to him!!

What a total LOSER!!

He just did it AGAIN with the Opioid bill. If his wife with the big “kidneys” hadn’t jumped in & steered him to the signing desk, he would’ve WANDERED OFF again!  What’s NEXT – is she going to have to GUIDE his HAND as he TRIES to SIGN the BILL??

Look at that DAZED expression on his face.  He has NO IDEA where he is!! This guy DOESN’T BELONG in the White House – HE belongs in a HOME!!

Dumbass Donald can’t even SPEAK like a normal human being.  If you’re President of the United States of America, you should AT LEAST be able to pronounce UNITED STATES!!

Sometimes total gibberish comes out of his mouth.  Like when he tries to say “Anonymous”!  And when he DOES pronounce the words right, he can’t string them together in a COHERENT SENTENCE. It’s like he’s got a random word generator where his BRAIN should be!

And what kind of INCOMPETENT LEADER puts his Dopey Daughter (Idiot Ivanka) and UNQUALIFIED Son-in-Law (Jared the Jerk) in the White House as top “Advisors”?? Is he trying to run the United States like a banana republic??  DICTATORS do that, NOT Presidents!! Of course the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree for Dumbass Donald. There’s Junior Dumbass and Irritating Eric, to go along with Idiot Ivanka.

Anybody who VOTES for Dumbass Donald deserves what they get — but what about the REST of the Country??

 

 

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