We’ve all been treated to widespread circulation of some of the pseudo sophisticated banter between Brett Cavanaugh & Mark Judge in their yearbook entries, but there are some hidden gems that have not yet seen the light of day . . . until now.

Mark Judge: “I’ll NEVER forget those GREAT NIGHTS together with Brett “The Bangin’ Cabana Boy” Kavanaugh that you DIDN’T mark down in your famous “calendar” (even thought I don’t REMEMBER a THING about them b/c we drank until we passed out), but I KNOW we had ALL the GIRLS we wanted whether they wanted to or NOT (“A REAL man puts it WHEREVER he WANTS!!”) – BUT THEY’LL NEVER get me to TESTIFY about it UNDER OATH!!”

Brett Kavanaugh: Mark Judge, YOU should be the JUDGE, instedda ME (Judge JUDGE has a nice RING to it)!! Too bad it’s ALL GREASED for me & NOT YOU!! Just DON’T RUIN IT for me by telling ANYONE about our late night “EXPLOITS“!! Remember, YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT!! And ALL RISE whenever “the Judge” enters!!