President Donald Trump came from a TV background, where drama and reality were blurred.  In the White House, tragedy and farce are vying for supremacy.  With this in mind, Trump’s friends at Fox have decided to expand their devotion to him and break down barriers between their “news” and entertainment operations.  Here are some of the shows that are in the works:

Batshit Lore in Powerdise – The first crossover show is designed to appeal to political & entertainment viewers, highlighting struggles of senior citizens in finding love after many bad relationships. The first contestants are Trump, Giuliani & Bannon, Newt Gingrich, and Rush Limbaugh.

How I Left Your Mother – Trump tries to explain to his various kids how he bailed out on them and their mothers.  Don Jr. seems to have taken this lesson particularly to heart.

Blarney Miller – Stephen Miller expounds on his various theories of immigration and race relations, all of which are full of sh!t.

Whose Lie Is It, Anyway? – Trump, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, and Kellyanne Conway compete in acting out preposterous scenarios while trying to maintain a straight face.  Extra points for conveying fake moral indignation!

Despot Housewives – Melania tries to fathom how she went from being arm candy of a man about town in the swank NYC social whirl to a silent partner of a wannabe dictator.

Who’s DeVos? – The overwhelmed Secretary of Education comes up with one crackpot scheme after another designed to destroy America’s education system for the benefit of her family and friends. Hijinks ensue.

Family Fraud – Trump, Don Jr., Eric, Jared & Ivanka try to give the “best answers” to match the expectations of potential “clients” so as to swindle them swiftly.

Misogyny Kelly Today – The Chief of Staff hosts a morning talk/news/infotainment show that focuses on women and how special they are and why they need to be kept in the kitchen!