Donald Trump is fond of boasting about his supposedly high IQ (much more so than people who actually have high IQs). And one of his favorite epithets to throw at perceived enemies is that they are “low IQ” or, when he’s really mad, “VERY LOW IQ.”  Still, no one has been able to discern what Trump’s IQ test score really is, or why he has the impression that people are impressed by his incessant boasting about it.  Here, for the first time, we catch a glimpse of his “genius” as revealed by a partial answer sheet from his test.  His answers are in bold.

1. Fill in the blank: “Never change ________ in midstream”   WHORES

 

2. If Donald sold his apples for $0.30 apiece and made $6, and Hillary sold her apples for $0.25 apiece and made $10, who sold more apples?
   1. Donald
   2. Hillary
   3. They sold the same number
   4. None of the Above – Donald sold MORE apples than ANYONE EVER in the history of the world, and they are the BEST apples and he made the MOST $$ too!! BY FAR!!

 

3. Pick the analogy that is most like this one: Real is to Fake as:
   1. Natural is to Unnatural
   2. Enemy is to Friend
   3. Favorable is to Unfavorable
   4. Sincere is to Insincere

 

4. Assume it is 500 miles from Chicago to NYC by train. If your friend left Chicago at 9 AM for NYC on a train traveling at an average speed of 100 mph and you left at 9:30 AM on a train from NYC to Chicago traveling at an average speed of 120 mph:
   1. How far from NYC will the trains pass each other?
   2. What time will they pass each other?

This is a BOGUS QUESTION – I would NEVER travel on a TRAIN!!  I have my OWN PRIVATE JET AIRPLANE and my OWN PILOT (who should be the FAA Administrator, by the way!  He’s VERY BRIGHT!)

5. Something that can harm you is:
   1. Dangerous
   2. Blue
   3. Unknown
   4. Other ________. FAKE NEWS!!