With President Trump having such great difficulty finding qualified people to take White House positions, he needs to expand his search beyond his go-to employment pools: family, those seeking to gain revenge for being picked on in high school, and those who seem to have gotten rich for no apparent reason.  The country would certainly be better off if he replaced departing staff, not with more venal billionaires and wannabe billionaires out to line their own pockets, but Trump’s other favorite people: Pornstars & Playmates.  Here’s how a White House meeting might go under the new regime:

Trump: I am SO PISSED OFF at Kim Jung Un!!!  I’ll show HIM — I’m gonna launch a NUCLEAR STRIKE against him!

Bambi: Oh no, Mr. President.  You’re a MUCH BIGGER man than HIM.

Sparkle: SOOO MUCH BIGGER.

Cinnamon: You don’t need to prove ANYTHING to that pathetic little man.

Destiny: That’s right.  Come over her with us instead!

Chardonnay: Yes, I’ve got a nice, warm spot for you right here!

Trump:  You’re right, ladies.  I think I’ll just settle down over here with you, and we can do that thing I REALLY like — watch Fox News!  Look Hannity’s coming on!