President Trump took the opportunity before a recent meeting to address reporters about a matter of great concern to him.

For all you LOSERS who say I was just sitting on the sidelines while Republican and Democrat senators negotiated a deal to reopen the Government – I was negotiating on something FAR MORE IMPORTANT!!!

And I am PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE that the NFL has selected ME to SING the National Anthem at the Super Bowl in a couple of weeks!!  They have seen my recent renditions and were VERY IMPRESSED!!   Unlike all the HATERS out there!

As part of the deal we’ve negotiated – and it’s a very good deal, believe me – the players, even BLACK players, are allowed to KNEEL on the sidelines, and, by agreement, WE WILL ALL interpret this THE SAME AS medieval knights kneeling before their Lord, saying “My fealty belongs to YOU ALONE, my Liege.”

This deal was made possible by the fact that I just found out that KNEELING is a sign of GREAT RESPECT & DEVOTION!! Not many people know this, but it’s true!!