A lot of people were skeptical I could get a major deal done – on an often-difficult issue, but I’m proud, VERY PROUD, to announce tonight that I have concluded a MAJOR, major deal. I’d like to draw your attention to the First Lady’s box up in the gallery.  Melania couldn’t be here tonight, but…

President Trump took the opportunity before a recent meeting to address reporters about a matter of great concern to him. For all you LOSERS who say I was just sitting on the sidelines while Republican and Democrat senators negotiated a deal to reopen the Government – I was negotiating on something FAR MORE IMPORTANT!!! And…

President Trump says he wants merit based immigration – admitting only those people who will contribute to our society – presumably just like he does.  Here is the questionnaire his Administration has designed to ferret out applicants with true merit, along with the government’s evaluation scale (in parentheses). How many people have you conned in…

Ever wonder why the President, seemingly without provocation, suddenly unleashes mad tweetstorms full of multiple, easily refuted lies?  Or rambles on and on with a reporter in a freewheeling interview, dispensing lie after lie – even after his staff gives him multiple opportunities to cut off the interview because he is late for another meeting…

Fire and Fury, the incendiary book by Michael Wolff, confirms some old rumors and also provides new salacious insights into Trump’s White House.  From the book and other sources, we know that Trump likes to call old “friends” in the evening.  A new revelation is that he considers bedding his friends’ wives to be one…