Conservative Evangelicals have a message for America “We want to impose our values on you through the Republican Party, and here are those values”:

(1) Screw the poor.  They can take care of themselves, and they will inherit the earth — without paying any estate tax — so they need no help from us!

(2) The rich are the ones who are truly disadvantaged and need the government’s help.  Especially deserving are those who get rich serving the Lord.  After all, Jesus said, “Store up your treasures here on earth — you never know what the afterlife holds for you!”  Plus, Jesus said it is much more difficult for the rich to get into heaven, so we have to give them a helping hand down here on earth as much as we can!

(3)  Abortion is horrible, but even worse are government programs to help parents and children, such as healthcare, healthy meals, head start, after school enrichment.  You brought them into this world — now they’re your problem!

(4) Education is terrible.  Ignorance is bliss and a wonderful electorate!

(5) We must return to the Founders’ original intent — no vote for women or minorities!

(6)  Political correctness is unbearable, except when it comes to strict adherence to the NRA orthodoxy!

(7) God uses flawed men to implement His plan.  The more flaws, the greater sign of God’s favor, so Trump & Moore are practically saints!

(8) Perversion, immorality, lying, and cheating are justified if it brings more wealth to the wealthy.  If average people get screwed over in the process, so much the better!