At this time of year, many people put together New Year’s Resolutions, often dealing with self-improvement.  Here are President Trump’s:   QUIT BEING SO MODEST! Take some credit for things instead of constantly deflecting it to others!   Stop sitting back and taking it when others criticize me. Fire back for a change, every…

President Trump used the occasion of the end of 2017 to reflect, as he often likes to do, on his “accomplishments” throughout the year.  Here’s what he’s come up with so far: Became, perhaps, the heaviest president in history — certainly at least since William Howard Taft! (Can’t be sure of who much I weigh,…

President Donald Trump has officially declared that the United States will not participate in the 2018 Winter Olympics in South Korea, in solidarity with his buddy Vladimir Putin’s Russia, which has been banned for widespread, blatant doping in the last Winter Games.  Now Trump and Putin have agreed on an Alternative Olympics in St. Petersburg…

Conservative Evangelicals have a message for America “We want to impose our values on you through the Republican Party, and here are those values”: (1) Screw the poor.  They can take care of themselves, and they will inherit the earth — without paying any estate tax — so they need no help from us! (2)…