Philosophical Trump

In a surprisingly introspective and thoughtful interview on Fox News, the President revealed his political philosophy and tactical approach to social issues. Fox:  How do you decide the way to address an issue. Trump:  I’ve found that symbolism is much more important than reality. Ironically, I learned that from “reality TV.”  There’s nothing real about…

Trump/Sessions Plan for Retaking the Constitution

The Trump Administration, which often evokes the “good old days” when blacks and women knew their place, has tasked Attorney General and Constitutional scholar Jefferson Beauregard Sessions with examining whether any refinements of the Constitution would help achieve that historic rollback.  Here is his report: To: Donald J. Trump, President of the United States From:…

The Sign of the Beast

Pat Robertson recently said that the natural disasters befalling the country are God’s punishment for Americans not giving President Donald Trump the respect he deserves. Here’s an alternate theory — they’re God’s punishment for the U.S. electing Trump and Republican Evangelicals continuing support for this un-Christian, uncaring, immigrant-hating, war-mongering, hate-spewing tyrant. Taking the evangelical approach…

Trump/White House Decision Tree for Responding to Natural Disasters/Shootings/Bombings/SexScandals/Intemperate Remarks

Key Factors: Was the perpetrator: White/Black/Hispanic/Middle Eastern? Foreign/domestic? Fascist/Nazi/KKK/rightist/leftist/antifa/whacko? Male/Female? Hurricane/wildfire/tornado? Same questions for victim(s). Was the weapon: Gun/rifle/semi-automatic/automatic/bomb/IED/insults/stereotypes/physical             intimidation/attack? Possible responses: Silence/need to investigate/wait for all the facts//lash out immediately/now is not the time to discuss causes/solutions/many fine people/need stronger borders/ban/Wall/supports policy goals/rallying cries/congratulate self for being right/many people are acknowledging this/nothing to…

Honoring the Flag

Donald Trump has stirred up a hornet’s nest by taking a protest against racial injustice in the country and attempting to distort it into a sign of disrespect towards America and our fighting forces. Here is a primer in how he views proper way to honor the flag. First, he is a strong proponent of…

A Class Act

After seeing others struggle to explain the merits of his tax proposal, President Trump decided to take the lead and explain it as only The Administration’s Best CommunicatorTM can. “Aren’t you glad I replaced the so-called Obama/Clinton elites with real elites — Cohn, Mnuchin, Price, Ross, and DeVos?  Crooked Hillary gave a high-paid speech to…