Don’t Worry, the Fate of the World is in the Hands of a Master Negotiator

Ever wonder where Donald Trump, with no government or diplomatic experience, practiced and honed the renowned negotiating skills he has used to such great effect in the confrontation with North Korea?  It all hearkens back to his childhood, in car rides in the back of the family sedan with his younger brother Robert.

Donnie: Stay on your side!

Bobby: You can’t make me!

Donnie: Don’t cross this line!

Bobby: There is no line!

Donnie: Yes there is. Right here! (motions with hand.) An imaginary line between us. DON’T cross it. Stay on your side!

Bobby: I don’t have to listen to to you!  You are not the boss of me!

Donnie: You just better not touch me!

Bobby: Or what?

Donnie: I’ll nuke you!

Bobby: What??!!

Donnie: I’ll nuke you!

Bobby: What does that even mean??

Donnie:  You don’t want to find out!

Bobby: I dare you!

Donnie:  Don’t push me, or I’ll have no choice to destroy you and your whole family!

Bobby & Donnie: MOM!!

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