Many people are saying that President Trump doesn’t prepare adequately for meetings and discussions with foreign leaders.  In an effort to disprove this claim, the White House has leaked the following “detailed notes” compiled by the President himself for his trip to Saudi Arabia.

Saudi Arabia.  How is this pronounced?  I bet it sounds like “I sought a rabies” shot.  But they don’t have dogs there, do they?

Or is it “sauteed,” like the way I like my mushrooms with my steak?

I’m gonna add this line to my speech to the leaders of the Muslim world. I bet it’ll be a big hit and show people I’m not anti-Muslim: “I slam, YOU slam, WE ALL SLAM FOR ISLAM!”

Saudi names like Ahmed and Ahmad, sound like labels people throw around when talking about me, like Ashamed.  So we have something in common.

I’ll get on the King’s good side by saying, “I’ve always found the phrase camel jockeys to be offensive, don’t you?  Yet I marvel at the phrase ‘camel toe.’  I thought camels had hooves, so how could they have toes?”

Gotta find a good joke to make about camel humps and humpin’ camels.

Must make sure to emphasize every word when saying RADICAL. ISLAMIC. TERRORISM in my Muslim speech.

I gotta ask the King and Defense Minister how they can tell if a woman is a 10 or a 2 if they’re covered from head to toe with that thing, what’s it called — looks like a burlap sack – -a burlap?

I’ll impress the King and Minister of the Treasury by telling them how Saudi Arabia is a great place to build a golf course.  You start with the sand traps, of course.  Not too many people know that.  In the desert, you start with the sand traps and then build the fairways and greens around them.  Eric told me that, and it’ll be sure to impress them.

Negotiating Tactics.  I’m gonna ask for port chops, ribs, and sausage in Saudi Arabia and Israel.  See who bends over backwards to get them for me.  Then I’ll know who I’ve got leverage over.