Donald Trump is a Real Family Guy

Not sure why @sethmacfarlane is such a #Trump hater — Trump could be a MacFarlane creation.  He acts exactly like Peter Griffin would if he were President — vain, petty, mercurial, and in way over his head.  OK, so it is not so funny when Peter Griffin actually practices fumbling “diplomacy” and has the nuclear codes.  To be fair, though, Trump is not all Peter Griffin.  He also has the flair and social graces of Glenn Quagmire in the way he treats women.  You can almost hear Trump say “Giggity” whenever he catches sight of an attractive woman.

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Peter Griffin Traits Shared by Donald Trump

Boorish Buffoon in Bloated Body

Know-It-All with No Knowledge

Believes Wacky Conspiracy Theories

Overconfident Oaf

Blissfully Ignorant – Facts Don’t Matter

Oblivious to/Doesn’t Care About Trampling on Others’ Feelings

Whines/Cries When Attacked

Blowhard Braggart

Insecure Simpleton Who Projects Excessive Self-Confidence

Mansplainer

Believes Daughter is Homely – OK, so they aren’t identical! Trump draws the line here!

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Still skeptical?  Then deny that the following sounds like a scene from Family Guy:

“Hey Quagmire, watch this. The news media’ll get their knickers all in a twist when I accuse Obamar of tapping my wires!!  How do you spell ‘tap’? 2 p’s right?  AHAHAHAHAHA. I said ‘to pee’ — but not to those Russian hookers!! I did not say that to them! I never told those hookers to pee!  That was their own idea, not mine.  And I didn’t say ‘toupee’! I definitely did not say that. No toupee for me!”

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