Donald Trump is like all of us who make sincere resolutions to improve ourselves at the first of the year, only to find that we have revise them if we are to have any hope of actually carrying them out.  His staff leaked the latest updated version to the L.A. Star.

Fewer wacko tweets at 3 AM.  (Move to 5-6 AM timeslot to generate more immediate views.)

Hold more interviews with press.  (More interviews with Sean Hannity).

Find out how Obamacare health insurance program actually works. (Don’t care how health insurance works!)

Watch inspiring tale, A Christmas Carol — about a mean old rich guy who exploited workers. (Get rid of Ghosts of Christmas past – Giuliani, Gingrich, Christie.)

Engage in fewer feuds with media (Megyn Kelly’s move to NBC helps. Used to be two feuds, now counts as one.  Mission Accomplished!)

Get to bottom of Russian hacking issue. (Put Russian hacking issue at bottom of agency priorities.)

Lose 50 lbs.(Have Dr. Bornstein up my height another inch on my official presidential physical.)

Repeal Obamacare immediately and replace with a better system.  (Repeal Obamacare and replace with exact same program, but call it Trumpcare and declare victory!)

Find out if “clean coal” is actually a thing.  (Remember to have my coat drycleaned.)

Have Dr. Bornstein recommend a good plastic surgeon for Kellyanne.  (Leave a supply of paper bags with two eyeholes in her office.)

Have Bannon create an Enemies List and match with federal agencies that can do the most damage to each person/organization. (No change necessary — well underway!)

Issue Executive Order that President need not file tax returns. (New addition – Declare Trump Tower a Tax Haven!)