Stymied in their attempts to line up top name entertainment for the Trump Inaugural, the Trump Team has scrambled to find a suitable line-up of acts and events.  So they have done what others have done who can’t get premier performers: they have rounded up several tribute bands and organized party games.  Here’s what they have secured and planned so far:

Musical Acts

 Protocol Harem/Sons of the KKK – Set list will include: Whiter Shade of Pale and Conquistador

 The Egos – Lyin’ Eyes, Take it to the Limits.

The Grifters – Up (on) a Creek, Under the Gun

 Nuke Kids on the Block – I’ll Be Loving You (and You and You!)

 Slea-Z and Beyondsense – (I Couldn’t Carry) New York City, (I’ll Take) All the Single Ladies

 Bomb Jovially – You Give Repubs a Bad Name, Lyin’ on a Prayer

Brute Tweetstream and the E. 57th Street Band – (My Wives Were Not) Born in the USA, Born to Run (for President, not the Country)

ArKansas – Kellyanne My Wayward One, Dust in the Win.

Sarah Brightbart – Think of Me (and Only Me), All I Ask of You (is Undying Loyalty)

The Deplorables – I Take What I Want,  Don’t Blame Me

Party Games

Pin the Blame on the Donkey – Teams will include Obama’s Fault and NAFTA Fallout.

Charades – Guests only, campaign staff will not be allowed to participate as they are professionals.

Elephant Never Forgets – In two minutes, list all the slights from the past 4 years that deserve retribution.