Almost President Donald Trump announced that he has written his Inaugural Address himself.  Many people are saying they doubt he could do it, but the following text, leaked by the Trump Transition Team, lends credence to his claim.  No paragraph is longer than 140 characters, so it is entirely possible the Tweeter-in-Chief did compose it…

“My Way – Special for the Trump Inaugural” For the first dance at the official Inaugural Ball, celebrating America First!, President Elect Trump booked a Canadian singer-songwriter. He’s the crooner whose name looks like Ivanka — Paul Anka, who penned the iconic song, My Way, best remembered in classic performances by Sinatra and Elvis.  He…

Donald Trump is like all of us who make sincere resolutions to improve ourselves at the first of the year, only to find that we have revise them if we are to have any hope of actually carrying them out.  His staff leaked the latest updated version to the L.A. Star. Fewer wacko tweets at…

Stymied in their attempts to line up top name entertainment for the Trump Inaugural, the Trump Team has scrambled to find a suitable line-up of acts and events.  So they have done what others have done who can’t get premier performers: they have rounded up several tribute bands and organized party games.  Here’s what they…

The Los Angeles Star found striking similarities between (1) Items on 10-Year Old Donnie Trump’s Christmas List and (2) 70-Year Old Donald Trump’s Christmas List Super Secret Decoder Ring Carrier Pigeon Set with Coded Messages. Jimmy Smith from school – make him get bugs in his shorts Enemies in press and government — make them…